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  • My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!Upload to Facebook
    My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!
  • My wife gifted me seven books on `How to be a better husband`. I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.<br/>
I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!Upload to Facebook
    My wife gifted me seven books on "How to be a better husband". I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.
    I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!
  • Reasons why my wife is upset with me:<br/>

1. I did something wrong (5%)<br/>
2. I have no idea (95%)Upload to Facebook
    Reasons why my wife is upset with me:
    1. I did something wrong (5%)
    2. I have no idea (95%)
  • I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.<br/>
She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?Upload to Facebook
    I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.
    She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?
  • I don't mind waiting for my wife to come out of the beauty parlour.<br/>
I use that time to watch my favourite films.Upload to Facebook
    I don't mind waiting for my wife to come out of the beauty parlour.
    I use that time to watch my favourite films.
  • Your heart tells you big things in little ways... listen!Upload to Facebook
    Your heart tells you big things in little ways... listen!
  • Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!Upload to Facebook
    Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!
  • I just read a list of `100 things to do before you die`.<br/>
I'm surprised that `tell your wife to calm down` isn't one of them!Upload to Facebook
    I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die".
    I'm surprised that "tell your wife to calm down" isn't one of them!
  • When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode.<br/>
Now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Unlock1.0Upload to Facebook
    When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode.
    Now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode!
    #Coronavirus #Unlock1.0
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