My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough! |
Pro Tip: The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention! |
My wife gifted me seven books on "How to be a better husband". I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me. I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books! |
Reasons why my wife is upset with me: 1. I did something wrong (5%) 2. I have no idea (95%) |
I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`. She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys? |
I don't mind waiting for my wife to come out of the beauty parlour. I use that time to watch my favourite films. |
Your heart tells you big things in little ways... listen! |
Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it! |
I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die". I'm surprised that "tell your wife to calm down" isn't one of them! |
When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode. Now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode! #Coronavirus #Unlock1.0 |