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Upload to Facebook You don't have bad health.
You have bad habits! -
Upload to Facebook Suicide is not the end of pain, it only transfers it to your loved ones! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife has to hide something from me, she normally hides it in her purse.
That way she knows that I'll never find it! -
Upload to Facebook Every man is a freedom fighter, after marriage! -
Upload to Facebook What marriage has taught me:
If my wife's angry, I know she'll be OK after some time.
But if she's silent, it's better to leave the country, change my name and start a new life! -
Upload to Facebook While you are sanitizing and wiping everything, be sure to wipe hatred and jealousy out of your heart. That's a virus too! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like getting admission to Oxford.
Everyone complaints that it's difficult. But there's no reduction in the number of people waiting in the queue! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever I buy gifts for my wife, she always requests me to give her the receipt.
I thought it was awkward, but then I realized that she needs the receipt to exchange the gift from the shop! -
Upload to Facebook I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't like another woman giving me orders! -
Upload to Facebook On Arriving Late at Home:
Wife: What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?
Husband: Golfing with friends, my dear.
Wife: What? At 2 AM?!
Husband: Yes. We used night clubs!
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