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Upload to Facebook If you risk nothing, you risk everything! -
Upload to Facebook The most useful asset of a person is not a head full of knowledge, but a heart full of love; with ears open to listen, and hands willing to help! -
Upload to Facebook I made my wife angry again and as usual, I apologized. She said she'd forgive me if I prepare the dinner tonight.
I really hope she likes Maggi noodles! -
Upload to Facebook I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that little liar will stay until it apologizes! -
Upload to Facebook Heck of a job, Donald.
You have managed to bring back the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, and the 1968 Race Riots all at the same time! -
Upload to Facebook I have been following a high fiber diet from the day I got married.
Only thing is that 90% of the fiber is my wife's hair that's on the food! -
Upload to Facebook You are beautiful, I know because I made you.
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Upload to Facebook Before I got married, I had hopes & ambitions.
After marriage, I take medicines for that! -
Upload to Facebook If you laugh & tell your wife that she has put on weight during the lockdown, later you shouldn't ask her why the dinner isn't ready.
I learned this the hard way! -
Upload to Facebook Our kitchen floor was sticky and my wife told me to do something about it. So I went out and bought her a pair of slippers.
Now she's angry. I can't understand women!
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