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  • China manufacturing `Boycott China` Tshirts in anticipation of great demand from India!Upload to Facebook
    China manufacturing "Boycott China" Tshirts in anticipation of great demand from India!
  • Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called `Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?`Upload to Facebook
    Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called "Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?"
  • The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:<br/>
1. How dense the population is.<br/>
2. How dense the population is.Upload to Facebook
    The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:
    1. How dense the population is.
    2. How dense the population is.
  • Marriage is fun:<br/>
My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is fun:
    My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me!
  • Husband: Hum Dono Saath Mil Kar Corona Se Ladenge Aur Usko Harayenge.<br/>
Wife: Nahi Mujhe Corona Ke Saath Nahi Jamega, Main Aapke Saath Hi Ladungi!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Hum Dono Saath Mil Kar Corona Se Ladenge Aur Usko Harayenge.
    Wife: Nahi Mujhe Corona Ke Saath Nahi Jamega, Main Aapke Saath Hi Ladungi!
  • Home Ministry directives on lockdown 5 in simpler term:<br/>
You're simply on your own!Upload to Facebook
    Home Ministry directives on lockdown 5 in simpler term:
    You're simply on your own!
  • Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.<br/>
Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!Upload to Facebook
    Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.
    Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!
  • Dreams are renewable no matter what your age!Upload to Facebook
    Dreams are renewable no matter what your age!
  • Me: I wish I could go back in time and live with my parents.<br/>
Wife: Aww, so cute. You miss them right?<br/>
Me: I miss them. And they'd pay off all my bills too!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I wish I could go back in time and live with my parents.
    Wife: Aww, so cute. You miss them right?
    Me: I miss them. And they'd pay off all my bills too!
  • The law of averages is all bullshit.<br/>
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!Upload to Facebook
    The law of averages is all bullshit.
    I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!
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