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Upload to Facebook Marriage is a wonderful institution that has taught me so many things.
For instance, the expensive towels that are kept in the cupboard are only for the guests and not to wipe my "ugly face"! -
Upload to Facebook I made a mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized.
She made a mistake. I told her it was her mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized! -
Upload to Facebook The easiest way to improve your dull mood is to put your focus on everything that you appreciate and are grateful for! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Let's go out for dinner.
Husband: Italian?
Wife: No.
Husband: Indian?
Wife: No.
Husband: Chinese?
Wife: No.
Husband: Thai?
Wife: No.
Husband: Then what do you want?
Wife: You decide! -
Upload to Facebook ਨਾ ਓਹਿ ਮਰਹਿ ਨ ਠਾਗੇ ਜਾਹਿ।।v ਜਿਨ ਕੈ ਰਾਮੁ ਵਸੈ ਮਨ ਮਾਹਿ।।
Neither spiritual death nor deception of vices comes to those, within whose minds the Lord abides.
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji - 08 -
Upload to Facebook Prepare and prevent rather than repair and repent! -
Upload to Facebook Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:
1. Do I look fat?
2. Guess what day today is?
3. I'm fine
4. We need to talk -
Upload to Facebook At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK! -
Upload to Facebook I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.
Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine! -
Upload to Facebook In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!
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