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  • Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!Upload to Facebook
    Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!
  • I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.<br/>
It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!Upload to Facebook
    I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.
    It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
  • My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
  • I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.<br/>
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!Upload to Facebook
    I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.
    My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
  • Pro-tip for husbands:<br/>

You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about<br/>

1. Her haircut<br/>
2. Her weight gain<br/>
3. The new dress she boughtUpload to Facebook
    Pro-tip for husbands:
    You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
    1. Her haircut
    2. Her weight gain
    3. The new dress she bought
  • ਗੁਰਿ ਕਹਿਆ ਜੋ ਹੋਇ ਸਭੁ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਤੇ।।<br/>
ਤਬ ਕਾੜਾ ਛੋਡਿ ਅਚਿੰਤ ਹਮ ਸੋਤੇ।।<br/><br/>

The Guru says that whatever happens is all by God's will.<br/>
So I have abandoned sadness and now I sleep without anxiety!<br/>
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1140Upload to Facebook
    ਗੁਰਿ ਕਹਿਆ ਜੋ ਹੋਇ ਸਭੁ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਤੇ।।
    ਤਬ ਕਾੜਾ ਛੋਡਿ ਅਚਿੰਤ ਹਮ ਸੋਤੇ।।

    The Guru says that whatever happens is all by God's will.
    So I have abandoned sadness and now I sleep without anxiety!
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1140
  • The best kind of people is the ones that come into your life and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people!Upload to Facebook
    The best kind of people is the ones that come into your life and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people!
  • Don't chase the butterfly. Mend your garden and let the butterfly come!Upload to Facebook
    Don't chase the butterfly. Mend your garden and let the butterfly come!
  • ਲਾਜ ਮਰੰਤੀ ਮਰਿ ਗਈ ਘੂਘਟੂ ਖੋਲਿ ਚਲੀ।।<br/>
ਸਾਹੁ ਦਿਵਾਨੀ ਬਾਵਰੀ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਸੰਕ ਟਲੀ।।<br/><br/>

My shyness and hesitation have died and gone, and I walk with my face unveiled. The confusion and doubt from my crazy mother-in-law has been removed from over my head.
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~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: 929Upload to Facebook
    ਲਾਜ ਮਰੰਤੀ ਮਰਿ ਗਈ ਘੂਘਟੂ ਖੋਲਿ ਚਲੀ।।
    ਸਾਹੁ ਦਿਵਾਨੀ ਬਾਵਰੀ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਸੰਕ ਟਲੀ।।

    My shyness and hesitation have died and gone, and I walk with my face unveiled. The confusion and doubt from my crazy mother-in-law has been removed from over my head.
    ~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: 929
  • Silence is the most dangerous language.<br/>
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!Upload to Facebook
    Silence is the most dangerous language.
    So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
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