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  • I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.Upload to Facebook
    I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    Weird   
  • A good relationship means a really good sex life.Upload to Facebook
    A good relationship means a really good sex life.
    ~ Juliette Lewis
    Marriage   
  • We all know interspecies romance is weird.Upload to Facebook
    We all know interspecies romance is weird.
    ~ Tim Burton
    Weird   
  • I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy. Upload to Facebook
    I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Dating   
  • Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.Upload to Facebook
    Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.
    ~ Brooke Davis
    Funny   
  • Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.Upload to Facebook
    Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.
    ~ French Proverb
    Proverbs   
  • The tears of the adulteress are ever ready to be shed.Upload to Facebook
    The tears of the adulteress are ever ready to be shed.
    ~ Egyptian Proverb
    Proverbs   
  • Where all adulterers to wear grey coats, the cloth would be dear.Upload to Facebook
    Where all adulterers to wear grey coats, the cloth would be dear.
    ~ German Proverb
    Proverbs   
  • Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.Upload to Facebook
    Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
    ~ Felix Sabates
    Interesting   
  • If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.Upload to Facebook
    If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
    ~ Fran Lebowitz
    Sexual Fantasies / Sexual   
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