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~ Elfriede JelinekWhen she's having sex, no woman remains grandiose.
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~ Gao XingjianOnce the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles. -
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~ Martin Luther King Jr.I have a dream, that one day fat bitches won't be allowed to wear leggings. -
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~ Lily TomlinThere will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. -
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~ Author UnknownMy sexual preference is often. -
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~ Latin ProverbWhen a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. -
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~ Russian ProverbNot all who make love make marriages. -
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~ Julian BarnesSex is nature's way of saying 'Hi'! -
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~ Chris RockA man is basically as faithful as his options. -
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~ Spalding GraySkiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
