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Upload to Facebook Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach.
Banta: How did you know he was blind?
Santa: It wasn't hard! -
Upload to Facebook Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi?
Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, if every father knows more than his son. Why didn't Edison's father invent the electric bulb?
Santa: It was dark everywhere and he was busy inventing Edison! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words. Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand! -
Upload to Facebook I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years! -
Upload to Facebook I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:
Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
"Yessssss" she almost purrs
"I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!" -
Upload to Facebook Santa visited his doctor and told him, "I need my sex drive lowered."
The doctor, incredulous, said, "What? You want your sex drive lowered?"
To which Santa replied, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!" -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Bhai Meri Girlfriend Pregnant Hai. Jab Ki Maine Toh Usse Sirf Kis Kiya Tha.
Pappu: Main Toh Pehle Se Hi Bol Raha Tha Ki Teri Shakal Laude Jaisi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa submits his resignation to his boss.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa: I have vaginal problems.
Boss: But you're a man!
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Pappu: Very simple, hand made things are always costly!
