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  • Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.<br />
What a waste of money!Upload to Facebook
    Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
    What a waste of money!
  • Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?<br />
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
    Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!
  • The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer.<br/>
So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup!Upload to Facebook
    The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer.
    So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup!
  • An Italian man enters a Pub in London.<br/>
The owner states: We don't talk about football here.<br/>
After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?<br/>
The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.<br/>
The Italian: Italy fucked England badly!Upload to Facebook
    An Italian man enters a Pub in London.
    The owner states: We don't talk about football here.
    After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?
    The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.
    The Italian: Italy fucked England badly!
  • Paradoxical:<br/>
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!Upload to Facebook
    Paradoxical:
    You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:<br/>
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod<br/>
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega<br/>
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!Upload to Facebook
    There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.<br/>
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!Upload to Facebook
    The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
    I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!
  • Karma is like 69:<br/>
You get what you give!Upload to Facebook
    Karma is like 69:
    You get what you give!
  • As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!Upload to Facebook
    As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!
  • There's a difference between men and women when they say, `I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!`Upload to Facebook
    There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
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