Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed. What a waste of money! |
Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on? Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea! |
The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer. So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup! |
An Italian man enters a Pub in London. The owner states: We don't talk about football here. After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes? The owner: Yes, sex absolutely. The Italian: Italy fucked England badly! |
Paradoxical: You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside! |
There are 2 ways of living life: 1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod 2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life! |
The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love. I told her she should thank all the women that came before her! |
Karma is like 69: You get what you give! |
As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee! |
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!" |