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  • Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;<br />
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai!
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    Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
    Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai!
  • Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?<br/>
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?Upload to Facebook
    Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
    Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?
  • Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?<br/>
Boy: Bahut Zyada.<br/>
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?<br/>
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
    Boy: Bahut Zyada.
    Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
    Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!
  • Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.<br/>
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
    Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
  • A very short story and an end to a friendship.<br/><br/>

Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour  Shilpa sat nearby.<br/>
Madhvi asked her friend, `Does my son resemble me or his father?`<br/>
Replied Shilpa, `He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!`<br/><br/>

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    A very short story and an end to a friendship.

    Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Shilpa sat nearby.
    Madhvi asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
    Replied Shilpa, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!"

    The End
  • Mirza Ghalib meets a hooker and asks,<br/>
`Aap Kii Tariff?`Upload to Facebook
    Mirza Ghalib meets a hooker and asks,
    "Aap Kii Tariff?"
  • What do you call Indians faking orgasm through masturbation?<br/>
Jhuth - Muth!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call Indians faking orgasm through masturbation?
    Jhuth - Muth!
  • The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...<br/>
Micro and Soft.<br/><br/>

The judge said, `It took you 27 years to figure it out.`<br/>
She said, `Bill kept on promising an upgrade!`Upload to Facebook
    The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...
    Micro and Soft.

    The judge said, "It took you 27 years to figure it out."
    She said, "Bill kept on promising an upgrade!"
  • Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!Upload to Facebook
    Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!
  • The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!Upload to Facebook
    The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!
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