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Upload to Facebook Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones? -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
Boy: Bahut Zyada.
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
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Upload to Facebook A very short story and an end to a friendship.
Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Shilpa sat nearby.
Madhvi asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
Replied Shilpa, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!"
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Upload to Facebook Mirza Ghalib meets a hooker and asks,
"Aap Kii Tariff?" -
Upload to Facebook What do you call Indians faking orgasm through masturbation?
Jhuth - Muth! -
Upload to Facebook The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...
Micro and Soft.
The judge said, "It took you 27 years to figure it out."
She said, "Bill kept on promising an upgrade!" -
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Upload to Facebook The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!
