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  • If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!Upload to Facebook
    If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!
  • Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...<br/>
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...
    Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!
  • A plant that can save you from COVID.<br/>
Plant your ass at home and don't move!Upload to Facebook
    A plant that can save you from COVID.
    Plant your ass at home and don't move!
  • Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?<br/>
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!Upload to Facebook
    Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?
    Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
  • A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.<br/>
Doctors have described his condition as stable!Upload to Facebook
    A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
    Doctors have described his condition as stable!
  • Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!Upload to Facebook
    Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!
  • Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
  • A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,<br/>
`Do you have Viagra for women?`<br/>
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!Upload to Facebook
    A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,
    "Do you have Viagra for women?"
    Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!
  • Pardon my French but Louvre Lagê Pare Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Pardon my French but Louvre Lagê Pare Hain!
  • I asked the lady I met in the lift what perfume she's using.<br/>
LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.<br/><br/>

Never heard of it!Upload to Facebook
    I asked the lady I met in the lift what perfume she's using.
    LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.

    Never heard of it!
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