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Upload to Facebook Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
What a waste of money! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea! -
Upload to Facebook The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer.
So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup! -
Upload to Facebook An Italian man enters a Pub in London.
The owner states: We don't talk about football here.
After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?
The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.
The Italian: Italy fucked England badly! -
Upload to Facebook Paradoxical:
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside! -
Upload to Facebook There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life! -
Upload to Facebook The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her! -
Upload to Facebook Karma is like 69:
You get what you give! -
Upload to Facebook As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee! -
Upload to Facebook There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
