Upload to Facebook | This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?" The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob." The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house." The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!" |
Upload to Facebook | The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws. They are: 1. Legalized gay marriage 2. Legalized marijuana Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned." Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before! |
Upload to Facebook | Abdul: I am banging two twins these days. Friend: How do you differentiate between them? Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick! |
Upload to Facebook | 5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task: 1. Organism 2. Uranus 3. Fungus 4. Stamen 5. Pistill |
Upload to Facebook | I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months. I had no idea I was Japanese! |
Upload to Facebook | My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen. I asked, "What happened?" He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney." When I asked, why? He said, "GST!" |
Upload to Facebook | Dating tip: If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like! |
Upload to Facebook | What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass? Sundar Pichai! |
Upload to Facebook | A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically. I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now! |
Upload to Facebook | To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react... may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex! |
