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Upload to Facebook This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?"
The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob."
The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house."
The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!" -
Upload to Facebook The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.
They are:
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."
Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before! -
Upload to Facebook Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick! -
Upload to Facebook 5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:
1. Organism
2. Uranus
3. Fungus
4. Stamen
5. Pistill -
Upload to Facebook I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.
I had no idea I was Japanese! -
Upload to Facebook My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!" -
Upload to Facebook Dating tip:
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sundar Pichai! -
Upload to Facebook A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now! -
Upload to Facebook To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
