A responsible penis wakes up before its owner! |
The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup! |
Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband. Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage! #AIJokes |
My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed. She was shocked when they all disagreed with her! |
A wise man said, "If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex! |
Which type of girls wears transparent dresses? The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man! |
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you . . . . . . . . . . never get to prove it! |
What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya? Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed! |
How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female? If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female! |
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities. In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run! |