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Upload to Facebook | Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas? Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing "Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"! |
Upload to Facebook | Masturbation is easy. Choosing a video is tough! |
Upload to Facebook | Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole! |
Upload to Facebook | Unfuckwithable (adj.) When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you! |
Upload to Facebook | After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear! |
Upload to Facebook | Bisexual (adj.) The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find! |
Upload to Facebook | Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was. She said, "Fuck you". So I'm pretty excited for 2019! |
Upload to Facebook | Breaking News: There was a fire in a brothel. Some came out running, some ran out coming! |
Upload to Facebook | Porn ban in India: As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat. No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand! #AssemblyElections2018 |
