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Wife: That I married you for your money! -
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Choosing a video is tough! -
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When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you! -
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The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find! -
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There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming! -
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As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
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