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Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaaro Karte Hain;
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Kahin Bhaag Naa Jaaye Kisi Aur Ke Sath!
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Apni Har Ghazal Ko Dard Mein Bhigoya Hua Hai;
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Kyunki Andar Mera Khadoos Baap Soya Hua Hai!
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jaati Hai;
Saanse Aksar Tham Jaati Hai;
Badi Buri Haalat Hoti Hai Yaaron;
Jab;
Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
