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![Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.]()
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~ Walt WhitmanGive a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. -
![My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.]()
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~ Robert MugabeMy brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you. -
~ Woody AllenMy love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. -
![I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.]()
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~ W. C. FieldsI spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. -
![I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. -
![Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.]()
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~ Michael SinzProgramming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. -
~ Jarod KintzWith anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress. -
![It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.]()
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~ Jarod KintzIt's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. -
~ Robin WilliamsSee, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -
~ George CarlinDid you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
