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  • Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.Upload to Facebook
    Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.
    ~ Walt Whitman
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  • My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.Upload to Facebook
    My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    ~ Robert Mugabe
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  • I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.Upload to Facebook
    I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
    ~ W. C. Fields
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  • I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.Upload to Facebook
    I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  • Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.Upload to Facebook
    Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    ~ Michael Sinz
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  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.Upload to Facebook
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
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  • I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Upload to Facebook
    I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
    Funny / Food and Drinks / Sex   
  • For birth control, I rely on my personality.Upload to Facebook
    For birth control, I rely on my personality.
    ~ Milt Abel
    Funny / Contraception   
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Upload to Facebook
    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    ~ Billy Crystal
    Funny / Men and Women   
  • Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!Upload to Facebook
    Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
    ~ Anonymous
    Funny / Love / Love Making   
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