Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!
Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!
Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
Girl: Haan.
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Ignore!
Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
Girl: I want you to tie me up.
Boy: Sure
Girl: Blindfold me.
Boy: OK
Girl: Now, tease me a bit
Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked!
Girlfriend: What do you want?
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
Me: N'you'tella!
Boy: What's your name?
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
Boy: Vidhaan!