Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!
Santa: Who, Ray?
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!
Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
Jeeto: Twelve years!
Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!
Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
Jeeto: He is not acting!
Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!
Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!
Santa: You love me or what?
Jeeto: Or what!
Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
Jeeto: You!
Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!