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Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!

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Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!
Santa: Who, Ray?
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!

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Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
Jeeto: Twelve years!

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Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!

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Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
Jeeto: He is not acting!

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Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!

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Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!

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Santa: You love me or what?
Jeeto: Or what!

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Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
Jeeto: You!

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Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!