Boss: We need to have a meeting about your punctuality.
Banta: Sure, what time?
Boss: How about 10:00 AM?
Banta: I might be a few minutes late!
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together?"
He replied, "Yes," and turned to his wife and said, "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!"
Banta: How long have you been working at that office?
Santa: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! =======================
Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!!
Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!
This joke is logically consistent:
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!