Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden!
During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?
Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!
Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!
Teacher: What is history?
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell!
Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
Pappu: Look above what is that?
Girl: Sun.
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?