Girl: I love animals.
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!
Teacher: Aaj Ki Online Class Khatam, Kuchh Doubt Ho Toh Puchho?
Pappu: Beech Mein Jo Chai Dene Aayi Thi, Woh Aapki Beti Thi Kya?
Teacher: What is the difference between 'Science' and 'Art'? Pappu: There is no medicine for Corona, as of now, that is Science. Hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of Corona even though there is no medicine. This is an Art!
Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy!
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!
Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Pappu: Zebra.
Teacher: Why Zebra?
Pappu: Because it's black & white!
Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!