Girl calls her boyfriend:
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
Girl: You know what
Boy: What?
Girl: I love moustaches.
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No.
Boy: I have a good heart.
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
Boys are very kind-hearted.
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
Girl: Why are you always following me?
Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?