Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
Jeeto: My husband!
Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?
Jeeto: No, I don't!
Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
Santa: You women should come with instructions.
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
Jeeto: Nothing!