A smart woman never yells at a man.
He must be afraid of her gaze!
Top three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!
There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither one works!
Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess!
Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity!
The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!
The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream!
Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way!
Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control!
Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch!