Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!
Reason for Gold Crash:
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Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!
Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story!
Rajinikanth Sir,
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
Breaking News
Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter!
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
MH370:
Okay Rajinikanth. Enough pranks! You win. Now tell us where the plane is!
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
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Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student!