Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden!
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!
During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
A smart woman never yells at a man.
He must be afraid of her gaze!
Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?
Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!!
Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!
Santa: Who, Ray?
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!
Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
Jeeto: Twelve years!
Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine!