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Boss: We need to have a meeting about your punctuality.
Banta: Sure, what time?
Boss: How about 10:00 AM?
Banta: I might be a few minutes late! -
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together?"
He replied, "Yes," and turned to his wife and said, "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!" -
Banta: How long have you been working at that office?
Santa: Ever since they threatened to fire me! -
Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! -
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! -
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
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Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
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