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![Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!]()
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![Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!]()
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![Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!]()
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They do it with vacation pictures on social media! -
![Teacher: Define alcohol.<br/>
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!]()
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Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets! -
![Santa: My wife crashed my car.<br/>
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?<br/>
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!]()
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Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom! -
![Teacher: Where's your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!]()
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Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it! -
![Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.<br/>
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too! -
![Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?<br/>
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark! -
![Girl calls her boyfriend:<br/>
Girl: How's the weather?<br/>
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.<br/>
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!]()
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Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye! -
![Women's viewpoint:<br/>
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...<br/>
It's straight high blood pressure now!]()
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Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
It's straight high blood pressure now!
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