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![After Results:<br/>
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?<br/>
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?<br/>
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!]()
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Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya! -
![Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar. <br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar.
Bunty: Why?
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar! -
![Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.<br/>
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, looking for me!]()
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Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
Santa: Yeah, looking for me! -
![Boy: You look so tired, what happened?<br/>
Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar!]()
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Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.
Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar! -
![Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?<br/>
Pappu: Kutta.<br/>
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
Pappu: Kutta.
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha? -
![Girl:: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?<br/>
Boy: Please Mat Bolo.<br/>
Girl: Awww<br/>
Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki `Please`, Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain!]()
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Boy: Please Mat Bolo.
Girl: Awww
Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki "Please", Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain! -
![Girl: Whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.<br/>
Boy: Let's play game!]()
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Boy: Let's play game! -
![Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?<br/>
Santa: Shoot myself!]()
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Santa: Shoot myself! -
![Teacher: What is 1+1?<br/>
Pappu: Happy Hours!]()
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Pappu: Happy Hours! -
![Girl: What are you looking at?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!]()
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Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
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