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  • Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?<br/>
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
    Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
  • Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.<br/>
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
    Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
  • Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.<br/>
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?<br/>
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
    Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
    Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
  • Girl: I like guys with high standards.<br/>
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I like guys with high standards.
    Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!Upload to Facebook
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter<br/>
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.<br/>
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter
    Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
    Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
  • Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She married someone else!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: She married someone else!
  • A genuine question from women:<br/>
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?Upload to Facebook
    A genuine question from women:
    If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
  • Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
    Pappu: Deciding to get up!
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