Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai? Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe! |
Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai. Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han! |
Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Bunty: What? Pappu: Imagination! |
Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather. Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire? Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire! |
Girl: I like guys with high standards. Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai! |
Women don't hold grudges. They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong! |
Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai. Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai! |
Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts. Banta: How? Santa: She married someone else! |
A genuine question from women: If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too? |
Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest? Pappu: Deciding to get up! |