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![Girl: I'm not like other girls.<br/>
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner! -
![A woman saying `correct me if I'm wrong` is a trap!]()
Upload to Facebook A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap! -
![Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? <br/>
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. <br/>
The Officer is still calculating!]()
Upload to Facebook Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
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![Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next! -
![Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.<br/>
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.<br/>
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya? -
![Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?<br/>
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!<br/>
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.<br/>
Santa: You are right!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
Santa: You are right! -
![Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe! -
![Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?<br/>
Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?
Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke! -
![Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?<BR/>
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything! -
![Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I Love You!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I Love You!
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