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![Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?<br/>
Pappu: CNBC.<br/>
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?<br/>
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!]()
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Pappu: CNBC.
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says! -
![Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No, what's that?<br/>
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!]()
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Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
Banta: No, what's that?
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream! -
![Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.<br/>
Banta: Show me.<br/>
Santa: You can't read it!]()
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Banta: Show me.
Santa: You can't read it! -
![Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!<br/>
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!]()
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Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun! -
![Bunty: How was your date?<br/>
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.]()
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Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart. -
![Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.<br/>
Bunty: What? But why?<br/>
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!]()
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Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar! -
![A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. <br/>
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson. <br/>
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!]()
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Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants! -
![Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?<br/>
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!]()
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Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! -
![Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'?<br/>
Santa: Fauji - Surgical<br/>
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal!]()
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Santa: Fauji - Surgical
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal! -
![Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do? <br/>
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!]()
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Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!
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