Funny Quotes

  • Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
    ~ Sir Norman Wisdom
  • Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.
    ~ Tobias Smollett
  • If you have one eye on Yesterday, and one eye on Tomorrow, you are going to be cockeyed Today.
    ~ Anupam Kher
  • Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
    ~ Monica Piper
  • Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.Upload to Facebook
    Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
    ~ Ronald Reagan
  • A dice is very reliable. You can count on it.Upload to Facebook
    A dice is very reliable. You can count on it.
    ~ Anonymous
  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.Upload to Facebook
    People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
    ~ A. A. Milne
  • Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?Upload to Facebook
    Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
    ~ Carrie Snow
  • Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
    ~ Ray Knight
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