Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read. |
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. |
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. |
If you have one eye on Yesterday, and one eye on Tomorrow, you are going to be cockeyed Today. |
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. |
A dice is very reliable. You can count on it. |
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. |
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? |
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary. |