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~ Author UnknownTo err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer. -
~ Samuel GoldwynAnyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. -
![I was considered to be a very good boy by my siblings, parents and friends. But then I got married.]()
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~ JD GhaiI was considered to be a very good boy by my siblings, parents and friends. But then I got married. -
~ Bill MaherCan we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? -
~ Garrison KeillorAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. -
~ Yogi BerraThe future ain't what it used to be. -
~ Robert FrostForgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. -
~ Mark TwainWe have the best government that money can buy. -
~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driving test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other two guys jumped clear. -
~ Milton JonesNever give up your seat for a lady. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
