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![Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.]()
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~ Groucho MarxOnly one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women. -
![Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.]()
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~ Rita RudnerMen who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. -
~ Les DawsonIt took time but eventually I developed a special attachment to my mother-in-law. It fitted over her mouth. -
~ Jeremy HardyMarriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. -
![I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.]()
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~ W. C. FieldsI never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. -
![Indian roads make a suicide look like an accident.]()
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~ JD GhaiIndian roads make a suicide look like an accident. -
~ Lionel KauffmanChildren are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too. -
~ Robert BlochThe man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -
~ Robert BraultMan is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire. -
~ Thomas JeffersonIf you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
