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~ Kabir BediIn 1947, one rupee equalled one dollar; in 2000, it reached 45, today it is 60! Gosh, it's almost keeping up with my age! -
~ Warren BuffettOnly when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked. -
![Silence is Golden, speech is silver;<br/ >
So I do not talk much.]()
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~ Mamata BanerjeeSilence is Golden, speech is silver;
So I do not talk much. -
~ Bill CosbyAny husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners" is talking about either a law-firm or a hand of bridge. -
![A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary.]()
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~ Author UnknownA committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary. -
~ George CarlinDeath is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. -
![I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter.]()
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~ James MichenerI'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter. -
![I'm a drinker with writing problems.]()
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~ Brendan Francis BehanI'm a drinker with writing problems. -
![Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.]()
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~ Author UnknownEat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. -
~ Donald TrumpI've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
