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![Humor is a mankind's greatest blessings.]()
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~ Mark TwainHumor is a mankind's greatest blessings. -
~ G. K. ChestertonThe word 'Good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a Good shot, but not necessarily a Good man. -
![If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.]()
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~ Abraham LincolnIf this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -
![I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.]()
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~ Tommy CooperI'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already. -
![Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.]()
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~ Spike MilliganChopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. -
![I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up - they have no holidays.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanI once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up - they have no holidays. -
~ Rita RudnerMy husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -
~ Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try getting a plumber at weekends. -
~ Mignon McLaughlinMen never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. -
~ Winston ChurchillI may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
