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~ Milton BerleA committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. -
~ Robin WilliamsWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -
![Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?]()
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~ Lily TomlinWhy is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? -
![Most writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks.]()
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~ Richard CurtisMost writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks. -
~ Bill MaherI was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I'd go to confession, I'd say, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned - and you know my attorney, Mr Cohen". -
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~ Mark TwainSacred cows make the best hamburger. -
![Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.]()
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~ Pappy MaverickNever cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. -
![Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.]()
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~ Groucho MarxThose are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. -
~ Honore de BalzacNo man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -
![With mobiles, Apple and Blackberry are rivals. But in a crumble, they're harmony.]()
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~ Sean LockWith mobiles, Apple and Blackberry are rivals. But in a crumble, they're harmony.
