Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. |
When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation. |
If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. |
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. |
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. |
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. |
How did it get so late so soon? |
Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing. |
I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking. |
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. |