Funny Quotes

  • Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
    ~ Leroy Satchel Paige
  • When there's a single thief, it's robbery.  When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation.Upload to Facebook
    When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation.
    ~ Vanya Cohen
  • If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.Upload to Facebook
    If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
    ~ W. C. Fields
  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
    ~ Winston Churchill
  • I like pigs.  Dogs look up to us.  Cats look down on us.  Pigs treat us as equals.Upload to Facebook
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    ~ Winston Churchill
  • How did it get so late so soon?
    ~ Dr. Seuss
  • Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.
    ~ J. Gustav White
  • I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
    ~ Anonymous
  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
    ~ Dick Cavett
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