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![Life is too short to be serious all the time.<br/>
So. if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you!]()
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![Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll empty the seas by 2050 and we'll all die.<br/>
You should teach a man to cook lentils!]()
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it!]()
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The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it! -
![Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?<br/>
Because they are Na-Khoon!]()
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![Ladies returning from relatives' function:<br/><br/>
Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.<br/>
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana!]()
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Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
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![I started reading a horror story in Braille.<br/>
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!]()
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![No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are!]()
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![Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life!]()
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![The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves!]()
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![The difference between booze and weed?<br/>
Six drunk guys will start a fight.<br/>
Six stoned guys will start a band!]()
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Six drunk guys will start a fight.
Six stoned guys will start a band!
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