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![Why did the tomato turn red?<br/>
It saw the salad dressing!]()
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It saw the salad dressing! -
![At the Olympics, I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: `Are you a pole vaulter?`<br/>
He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?`]()
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He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?` -
![I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.<br/>
So far no one has given me a straight answer!]()
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So far no one has given me a straight answer! -
![I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:<br/>
The toilet for private soldiers is marked `For General Use.`<br/>
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked `For Private Use.`<br/>
I am very confused. It's a Major problem!]()
Upload to Facebook I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
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![Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary!]()
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![I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.<br/>
I'll let you know!]()
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![Theory of Relativity:<br/>
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time!]()
Upload to Facebook Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time! -
![What did the triangle say to the circle?<br/>
You are pointless!]()
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You are pointless! -
![I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity!]()
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![If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!]()
Upload to Facebook If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!
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