What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue! |
What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat? A heavy discussion! |
Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a shortcut! |
I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory. The hours are terrible, but apparently, the celery is good! |
Everyone in the office was upset hearing my wife shouting at me. I think it's high time I change my phone's ringtone! |
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well! |
Kids who get the perfect attendance award are either really lucky to have avoided being sick most of the year or really unlucky to have parents that made them go to school even when they felt like sh*t! |
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? Reports say it was due to too many strokes! |
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread! |
Did you know? The furniture in the Kung Fu movies breaks so easily not because of the good martial artists in China, it's because the furniture is Made in China! |