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![Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud!]()
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![I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.<br/>
It's soda pressing!]()
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It's soda pressing! -
![My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.<br/>
He just can't part with it!]()
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He just can't part with it! -
![Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.<br/>
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.<br/>
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.<br/>
Me: But you said 3<br/>
Genie: Sue me!]()
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Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic!]()
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You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic! -
![For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.<br/>
Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it!]()
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Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it! -
![A rooster is the most slaughtered creature.<br/>
Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed!]()
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![Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.<br/>
Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!]()
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Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le! -
![I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, `I could marry you`.<br/>
I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!]()
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![Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees!]()
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