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You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic! -
Upload to Facebook For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.
Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it! -
Upload to Facebook A rooster is the most slaughtered creature.
Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.
Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le! -
Upload to Facebook I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you".
I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! -
Upload to Facebook Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees! -
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Upload to Facebook Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?
Candidate: 40 Years
Interviewer: What's your age?
Candidate: 30 Years
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?
Candidate: Overtime! -
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James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?
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Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat!
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