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Upload to Facebook I don't trust parents who don't cuss.
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Upload to Facebook I hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot! -
Upload to Facebook Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change? -
Upload to Facebook I normally don't brag about expensive trips...
but I just got back from the Fuel Station! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them! -
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Upload to Facebook A lady approached me, and said, "Every time you smile, I want to give you my number!"
I said, "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"
She replied, "No. I'm a dentist!" -
Upload to Facebook Waitress: How did you find your steak, Sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was! -
Upload to Facebook Shaadi Karni Hai Toh Apni Girlfriend Se Karo...
Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain! -
Upload to Facebook I made a graph showing all my past relationships.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis!
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