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And they're off! -
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100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! -
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Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai! -
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They said the risk was too big! -
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It really takes me back! -
Upload to Facebook "What's the Wi-Fi password?"
~ How people say hello these days! -
Upload to Facebook I bought my daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
Just so glad she's now finally 'independent'! -
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Real Stupid!
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