Sorry girls I am taken. . . . . . . . Taken as a joke! |
Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child! |
I am single because love is blind. Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain! |
My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions! #InternationalYogaDay |
I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them! |
Wrestling is stupid! Guys with no pants fight for a belt |
Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud! |
I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing! |
My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him. He just can't part with it! |
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world without lawyers. Genie: Done, you have no more wishes. Me: But you said 3 Genie: Sue me! |